I think that I’ve probably mentioned, hopefully on in passing, one of the most embarrassing things about myself on this blog: I am afraid of fish. As in, seriously afraid. When people hear this, they tend to laugh. They say, Why be afraid of fish? They say, Fish live in the water. They can’t come and get you. I recognize and agree with this, but still, shamefully, persist in fearing fish. To those who say this fear is unfounded, I offer this evidence from a Florida town. Prepare to be seriously freaked out.