Yet another reason — besides the museums and the galleries and my lovely friends and the plays and the streets and Central Park and etcetera etcetera — to move to New York, this one arriving via Poetry Daily’s Weekly Newsletter:

Anne Carson in performance at the 92nd Street Y
Come see Anne Carson in performance at the 92nd Street Y Unterberg Poetry Center! Wednesday, March 26, 8:00 pm. Carson will perform her pieces Cassandra Float Can and Possessive Used As Drink (Me), featuring dancers and singing. An essayist, classicist and poet, Carson is the author of Decreation, The Beauty of the Husband, Eros the Bittersweet and Autobiography of Red.. 92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave, NYC. Tickets: $18.00/$10.00 Age 35 and under. Call 212-415-5500 or visit us online.

I am so jealous of everyone who’s even vaguely close enough to New York to see this, I can’t even talk about it.  If you are in New York, in the tri-state area, or even vaguely close enough to New York to see this, it is your solemn duty to GO, GO, GO, and then write me and tell me about it and make me jealous.  Anne Carson!  In performance!  The only thing that could make me more jealous would be a performance of “Lots of Guns: An Oratorio for Five Voices.”  Who doesn’t love a little Gertrude Stein?

Speaking of Gertrude Stein, my Spring Break has drawn to a close, and I have already packed up my (thankfully, marvelously fuel-efficient) vehicle for the drive back to Auburn.  Now, all that remains is for me to pack up Gertrude Stein (the feline version, who is currently sitting on my mouse pad) and all of her accessories, and prepare for a few hours of constant yowling.  Thankfully, there’s George Harrison, who was, in my opinion, not only the coolest Beatle (I know, I know, people say this is blasphemy, but, seriously.  The guy was awesome), but who is also the only singer with the magical power of lulling Gertrude Stein into a meditative calm during road trips.  I always have All Things Must Pass on reserve — the second she hears the opening to “I’d Have You Anytime,” Gertie settles down and starts to purr.  She may eat bugs, but she’s got great taste in music.